It’s here! The How to Survive and Thrive in an Impossible World Tea Towel is not your average dishcloth. It’s got the five ‘Rules of the Road’ that lie at the heart of our book, our show, and our mission — a little bit of rebel wisdom to hang in your kitchen.

Every towel sold helps fund the creation of new shows telling the extraordinary stories of ordinary folk through music, theatre, and the sheer joy of storytelling.

Printed on high-quality 100% cotton, it's ideal for kitchens, camper vans, and anyone who prefers their homeware with a dash of rebellion and a spoonful of soul.

Why Buy?

✅ A perfect gift for the free-spirited
✅ Supports independent theatre & storytelling
✅ Helps fund future tours, new shows & ordinary-folk-made-extraordinary tales
✅ Ethically printed in the UK